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Setting up server status
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RE: Setting up server status
make a table, put ham on that table. Get a group of Lesbians to eat the ham, once they have consumed said ham ship Lesbians off to Europe for more mint sauce and pudding.

then load ur table with triggers, then call the tables with php.

really not too hard, cept the lesbians, that may be hard (excuse the wife she edited when i was outside lol)
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06-24-2013 06:21 PM
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Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-22-2013, 05:01 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Monty - 06-22-2013, 06:49 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-22-2013, 09:09 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-22-2013, 12:32 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Monty - 06-22-2013, 06:00 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-23-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-24-2013, 01:40 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-24-2013 06:21 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-27-2013, 07:32 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-25-2013, 06:29 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-25-2013, 08:57 AM
RE: Setting up server status - RanXerox - 06-25-2013, 10:19 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Leonidas - 06-25-2013, 10:46 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-25-2013, 01:58 PM
RE: Setting up server status - pinku - 06-25-2013, 02:45 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-25-2013, 09:12 PM
RE: Setting up server status - Rattlehead - 06-27-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: Setting up server status - Coruja - 06-13-2014, 03:05 PM

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