Post: #18

"then load ur table with triggers, then call the tables with php."

notice here i state to load your table with triggers, then call the tables using PHP? yes, this helps you should try that, thats how its done. . . .

"really not too hard, cept the lesbians, that may be hard (excuse the wife she edited when i was outside lol)"

notice here i stated that my wife edited my post while i was outside? did this really get you so bent out of shape you turned into a 5 year old about it? the post still contained relevant info and my wife was just playing around, i figured it was all in good fun and that ppl reading it wouldnt take the lesbians and the ham seriously, i thought it was obvious the lesbians and ham didnt have anything to do with triggers or php.

bottom line here is, whether you have a sense of humor or not, there were 2 of us giving you information on how you should get info to your website, and apparently the only thing you picked up on was the joke my wife edited into my post then went into tantrum mode instead of picking up on all the other things we were telling you to do, didnt ask for more detailed information on what we were talking about or even tell us you had no idea how to do anything that we were telling you to do, which would had allowed us to help you more, the only thing you focused on was a single sentence that had nothing to do with the relevant information.

if a single sentence in my post offended you so much that you ignored all the other information being offered, then accept my apologies, however the temper tantrum you threw over it was far more ridiculous and asinine then a small edit from my wife, ill do my best to keep her off my post to you so that you arent so easily offended in the future, wouldnt want a small joke getting completely blown out of proportion and ruin it for ppl who do have a sense of humor